Vim trounced emacs, 3-1, in a four-game paintball match. Apparently the emacs
users were confused by the simple nature of their paintball equipment, or were
stricken by carpal tunnel syndrome... Rumors that emacs really lost because
their guns took 5 minutes to load, weighed 500 lbs, included an undecipherable
and outmoded built-in scripting language, and had 19 different modifier keys
next to the trigger, were deemed baseless. Commented one grinning vi user,
":1,$s/emacs/lunchmeat/g, baby!"